Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school, since then that day is known as Sunday.
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Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!
Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration.
Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner?????
Ans: To play carrom!!!!!!
Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie mission impossible, but rajani refused as he found the title insulting...
Rajnikanth's next project, Titanic in Tamil... climax revised, both survive, rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and... Titanic in the other!
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Monday 25 July 2011
Rajanikant Jokes - Part I
Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog...later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in india!
Rajanikanth did his kindergarden from seven different places..today those places are known as IITs!
Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!
Definition of solar eclipse: when Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This great phenomena is called solar eclipse.
Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world..thus, Google was born.
Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago?????
Ans: British would have fought for independance.
Best Rajani joke! even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!
An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore, Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya.
Why does earthquake occur ?????
Ans: because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!
Rajanikanth did his kindergarden from seven different places..today those places are known as IITs!
Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!
Definition of solar eclipse: when Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This great phenomena is called solar eclipse.
Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world..thus, Google was born.
Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago?????
Ans: British would have fought for independance.
Best Rajani joke! even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!!
An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore, Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya.
Why does earthquake occur ?????
Ans: because at that time Rajanikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!
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Friday 25 February 2011
I Have No Enemies
All golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old man!
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.
Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual.
How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," he replied.
The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all the sons of bitches."
The best slideshows @ slides.humourbox.infoToward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.
Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual.
How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," he replied.
The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all the sons of bitches."
Thursday 24 February 2011
Dr. Einstien
Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.'
Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.'
The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.'
Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.'
Tuesday 20 July 2010
Domain Knowledge is very important
There was this family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three.
Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea from father, kid’s Mom came home.
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'
Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'
....Mothers know!!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Domain knowledge is very important!! Else your supplier will trick you!
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Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea from father, kid’s Mom came home.
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'
Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'
....Mothers know!!
MORAL OF THE STORY: Domain knowledge is very important!! Else your supplier will trick you!
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Wednesday 14 July 2010
Monday 20 July 2009
Why British Soldiers Wear Red
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel.
They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you
easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the officer informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is if they are shot the blood won't show,
and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day to this, all Pakistani Army officers wear brown pants.
They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him.
Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you
easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the officer informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is if they are shot the blood won't show,
and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why, from that day to this, all Pakistani Army officers wear brown pants.
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