Friday, January 5, 2007

LAN LAN Ago

LAN: LAN: AGO:….


LAN:, LAN: ago, in the SYSTEM: of I/O-dhya (Ayodhyaa), there ruled a PROCESSOR: named DOS:-rat (dasrath).

Once he EXECUTED: a great sacrifice PROGRAM: after which his queens gave an OUTPUT: of four SUN:s--RAM:, LSI:man, BUG:-rat and SED:-rughana. RAM: the eldest was a MICROCHIP: with excellent MEMORY:.

His brothers, however, were only PERIPHERALIC:s. Once when RAM: was only 16MB:, he married princess'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS:-rat decided to INSTALL: RAM: as his successor. However, Queen CIE:/CAE: (Kayekayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS:-rat for a life saving HELP: COMMAND:, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOS:ed maid (a real
Plotter), and insisted that her son BUG:-rat be INSTALLED: and that RAM: be BOOTED: to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE: passed thru DOS:-rat and he TERMINATED:, power-less.

RAM: agreed to LOG: INTO: forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN: with him. LSI:-man was also resolved on LOGGING: IN: with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of SPARC:-nakha, the TRANSISTOR: of RAW:-van, and PROCESSOR: of LAN:-ka.

Attracted by RAM:'s stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM:, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE: CODE: of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC:-nakha fled to LAN:-ka, where RAW:-van, moved by TRANSISTOR:'s plight, approached his uncle MAR:-icha. MAR:-icha REPROGRAMED: himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM: deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM: shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI:-man in RAM:'s voice. Fooled by this VIRTUAL: RAM: SOUND:,'C'ta urged LSI:-man to his brother's aid.

Catching the opportunity, RAW:-van DELINKED: 'C'ta from her LIBRARY: and changed her ROOT: DIRECTORY: to LAN:-ka. RAM: and LSI:-man started SEARCHING: for the missing 'C'ta all over he forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM: ADMINISTRATOR: SU:-greev and his powerful co-PROCESSOR: Ha-NEUMAN:.

SU:-greev agreed to help RAM:. SU:-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS: to use powerful 'SEARCH:' techniques to FIND: the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS: SEARCHED: all around the INTER:-NET: worked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE:' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB: CRAWLERS:'(Insects) and tried to 'INFO: SEEK:' something about 'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA:-HOO:' but they all ended up with 'NOT: FOUND:' MESSAGES:. Several other SEARCH: techniques proved useless.

Ha-NEUMAN: devised a RISK:y TECHNOLOGY: and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK: SPEED:. Soon Ha-NEUMAN: DOWNLOADED: himself into LAN:-ka. After doing some local SEAR: CH:, Ha-NEUMAN: found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE: STRUCTURE:.

Ha-NEUMAN: used a LOGIN: ID: (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING: THE: KEY:, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a STATUS:_OK: MESSAGE: to RAM:. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS: around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN: and tried to DELETE: him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN: managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS: 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN: happily pressed ESCAPE: from LAN:-ka and conveyed all the STATUS: MESSAGES: to RAM: and SU:-greev.

RAW:-wan decided to take the all-powerful RAM: head-on and prepared for the battle. One of the RAW:-wan's SUN: (son) almost DELETED: RAM: & LSI:-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN: resorted to some ACTIVE:-X gradients and REBOOTED: RAM: and LSI:-man.

RAM: used the SOURCE: CODE: secrets of RAW:-wan and once for all wiped out RAW:-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM: got INSTALLED: in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICRO: SOFT: WORKS: and other USER: FRIENDLY: PROGRAMS: to all USERS: and every one lived happily ever after.





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