The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that
Read: "I'm the Boss !"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
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