Laloo Yadav's car was travelling along a village road on the way to Patna, when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of his car.
The piglet dies on the spot.
Laloo, upset, tells the driver to go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages. The driver goes to the nearby village and comes back after an hour with two bags full of money.
Laloo wants to know what happened.
The driver tells him "Maine jab gaon pahuncha to dekha ki kuchh log ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub main unko bataya ki kya hua, tab sare log hamra aas paas jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee. Par maine dekha ki saare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki yeh sara paisa wo jaanvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa hamein de diya, aur kaha 'bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya, bahut achchha.'"
Laloo says, "Sasoor ka nati, theek theek bata mujhko, tu unko kya bola tha?"
The driver replies "Maine kaha ki main Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur maine soowar-ka bachcha ko maar dala hoon!".
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