Teacher : What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher : What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Teacher : Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa: Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teacher: Ramya,what about you?
Ramya: Madam..., I was not able to move ....because I was hiding that coin under my feet.
Question: What is the full form of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday
Q: Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'am! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Student: (to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink.
Teacher: Go run after it.
Teacher: Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu: I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
Teacher: "What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Surya Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student: "My name is Sunlight."
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