Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Little Johnny At School

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is.No one raises his/her hand.The teacher says, "See it's long neck What animal has a long neck?" Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good, Sally," the teacher replies.
Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hand."See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?"
Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good, Billy," the teacher replies.Next she holds up a picture of a deer.None of the students holds up his/her hand ."See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"
Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint: it's something your mother calls your father."

Johnny shouts out, "I know what it is! It's a horny bastard."

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