When an insect falls into a mug of beer...
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out.
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
1) Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer.
2) Relates the issue to Kashmir.
3) Asks the Chinese for Military aid.
4) Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.
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