"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper,"
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn`t go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don`t feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
“I know all that." Replied the nonchalant husband.
"Then why on Earth did you invite a friend for supper?" said the infuriated wife.
"Because the poor fool`s thinking about getting married."
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