Thursday, June 14, 2007

Dog In Demand

One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of about 2000 men walking in a single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? '
The man replied, 'Well, that first coffin is for my wife. '
What happened to her? '
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her. '
He inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second coffin? '
The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also. '
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the first one asks in excitement 'Can I borrow the dog? '
The man calmly replied 'Join the queue.'


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