Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous.
1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is!
2nd: Uhmm, yummy!
1st: Look at her breasts!
1st: Look at her legs!
1st: What is this all "Uhmm, uhmm"? Can you say something else?
2nd writes on a piece of paper: "I can't, my tongue got hard."
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