Monday, July 16, 2007

Turkey Loaf

A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."

The girl continued, "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."

The mother asked, "Airplane ticket? What in the world did you need an airplane ticket for?"

"Well mom," she said, "when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."

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