Little Johnny at the swimming pool. Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You`re not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I`m going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
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