Friday, April 25, 2008

3 Police Jokes

GOOD
In Madison, WI. a policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being a wise guy, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball. He replied, 'Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls'. There was a moment of silence.! He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

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