Monday, January 19, 2015

Presence Of Mind

A woman and man get into a car accident.  Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt.

After  they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars  -- there's nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be  friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."

The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."

The  woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "Somehow this bottle  of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink  this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."

She hands the bottle  to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs  about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the  bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

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