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Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school, since then that day is known as Sunday. The pyramids in Egypt are actually... . . . . . . . . . . Rajanikanths primary school craft projects! Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration. Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? Ans: To play carrom!!!!!! Before

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Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog...later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in india! Rajanikanth did his kindergarden from seven different places..today those places are known as IITs! Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India! Definition of solar eclipse: when Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This great

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All golfers should live so long as to be this kind of old man! Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, an avid golfer named Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad. Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a

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Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.

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There was this family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three. Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for

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A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English colonel.They took him to their headquarters, and the French general began to question him.Finally, as an afterthought, the French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes youeasier targets for us to shoot at?"In his bland English way

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There was this shepherd who had this whole flock of sheep. He wanted to get the sheep pregnant so that he could increase his stock, but he was too poor to buy a male sheep. So, he figured the only thing he could do was to get the sheep pregnant himself.One morning the man loaded up all the sheep into his truck and drove them over to a barn where nobody could see him. He screwed each sheep and

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A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall.An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is

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A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist."I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any pain killers because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. " Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way."The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show

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Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys in their mid 80s, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day.Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven

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1. (Whatever)Men: What to have for dinner?Women: Whatever...Men: Why don't we have steamboat?Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine.Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?Men: Hm..... I suggest we have seafoodWomen: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.Men: Then what you

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This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X)X: Which shaving cream do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which aftershave do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which deodorant do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which toothpaste do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which shampoo do you use?Y: Baba'sX: Which socks do you use?Y: Baba'sX (Frustrated) : Okay, tell me, what is this Baba? Is it an international company???....Y:

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What

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A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay.When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of

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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50"Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5."What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor."First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven.The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven. The redhead went next

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A married man was visiting his "girlfriend"When she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."James replied, "My wife loves this beard. I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!!""Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice..."Really, I can't," he replied. " My wife loves this beard!!"The girlfriend

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says "Hello!!!". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says..."do you know me???"... to which she replies..." I think you're the father of one of my kids"....Completely shocked...the guy's mind travels back to the only time when he was unfaithful to his wife and says..." My God

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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising inthe local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30,the store's opening time, in front of the store.A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,amid loud and colourful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punchedsquare in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and

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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose

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Albert Einstein was getting bored with making the same speech over and over again at different meetings, so one night, after a long day, his chauffeur jokingly said, "I've heard your speech so many times, I know it word for word! Why don't you take the night off and let me deliver the talk this evening?" Einstein agreed.When they arrived at the venue, Einstein put on the chauffeur's uniform and

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In this one particular Indian Tribe, the privilege of naming the children of the tribe always fell to the Chief. One day, a small Indian boy asked him how he chooses the names for all the children. "Well, my son," the Chief replied, "When I step out of my tepee, I name each child after the first thing I see. "For instance, when a child is born and I step out of my tepee and see a pale moon rising

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One Monday morning, a mailman was walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approached one of the houses, he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. He was wondering why the couple was home on a workday. Just then, Bob, the homeowner, came out with a recycling bin full of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the mailman

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Who says today's kids aren't smart? Well, some of them are!I wish I'd thought of this ...At a high school in Montana a group of students played a prank on the school.They let three goats loose in the school.Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.--The Best MBA Forums @ www.mbaguys.net

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